1. How can I put it? Love is like searching for the perfect pair of shoes and finding them! But when he loves you back too, well my friend… that’s like finding the shoes, you try them on and they’re a perfect fit! No! It’s even better: they’re on sale!

2. -He loves me!
-How can you tell?
-If he got through a whole day of shopping with me without backing out, he must love me. He eighter loves me or he wants to have sex with me really bad!

3. Love is the Valentino* of feeling! Certainly, utterly, the best!

4. True love is like your shadow. You carry it with yourself until you are gone.

5. Love is like a bird locked into a cage too small for the bird to fit.

* Valentino is not the first designer on my list, however “love is the Michael Kors of feelings” would’ve sounded at least odd…